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and Announcing the . . .

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Put away your razors, lads!  Forget "Movember" or "Januhairy", the excuse you have been waiting for to stop shaving is here!  You have one month to grow and groom the most impressive items of whiskery magnificence you can muster and then you will have the ideal opportunity to display your hirsuteness to your admiring peers.

As part of the "STUFF" of BlokeFest we are bringing you our very own "Best Kept Whiskers" competition where you will have a chance during the Saturday lunch recess to parade your facial plumage to the amazement of all.

Like us, the competition and rules are very simple
  1. You will be required to display your entry lined up against other entrants
  2. You will be expected to describe your efforts in an amusing way but in no more than 2 minutes
  3. You are allowed whatever styling products you require (but do think of the environmental damage)
  4. It must be all your own hair and it must be on your face - head hair is not mandatory and not being judged
  5. It must pass the "Tug Test" where one of the judges checks that you are not wearing a "falsie"
  6. You must NOT be wearing a ball gown or mankini or another form of non-blokey attire
Your overall hairiness and story will be assessed by a random selection of judges plucked from the BlokeFest organizational team (and no, that is not an oxymoron) and prizes of astonishing sentimental value will be awarded.

No need to sign up, just start let us know when you register that you would like to compete so we know how many people will be taking part.

And announcing that we will be providing proper prizes to make your efforts worthwhile.
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